This Blog Will Change your Life

Day 3

kernelpi — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:21:20 +0000

Today throw something away that you like.

Comment here on what it was you threw away. How long have you had it? How will you ever live without it?

The love of your life

prerus — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:00:38 +0000

Today, gaze at everyone wondering whether they might be the one true love of your life, the one destined for you and you alone, and whether you might be passing them by forever… act in consequence

Monica Lewinski…

kernelpi — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:29:56 +0000

is the name of my genitalia.

This includes referring to certain female hygiene products as “cigars”. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the mark of Bill Clinton on my existence.

-KernelPi

Day One

prerus — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:08:14 +0000

This is the first day of a year of changing my life. There is a group of about 6 or 7 of us doing it and I’m pretty excited for it, hopefully we can all keep with it for the year… it would definitely be more fun that way. Being the first day, the book gave us several options of warm up activities or, we could opt to be adventurous and flip to a random page and do that activity. Since Spenser and I both already have pet names for our genitalia (that being really the only interesting thing on the warm up), we decided to do the random page option. Spenser has to cut in line for all of today, and I get to live today as if it’s my last day on earth. I’ll write about my day tonight.

Warm-Up

prerus — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:06:48 +0000

Day 1: Warm-up

As this is your first day, you should warm up with an easy task that will only change your life a little bit.

Choose one of the following options:

Do one press-up.

Preform a striptease (in private).

Triple-tie your shoelaces.

Learn to play “Chopsticks” on the piano.

Increase your typing speed by three words a minute.

Jaywalk in a pedestrian zone.

Set all your clocks to exactly the right time.

Whisper a white lie when no one’s listening.

Fantasize about your partner.

Use a different thickness comb.

Say “yo” instead of “hello”.

Hold the phone up to your other ear.

Tell someone your middle name.

Try a new sandwich filling.

Leave work five minutes early.

Bookmark a new website.

Give your genitalia pet names.

Decide which one of your toes is the prettiest.

Insult an insect.

Go on a one-minute hunger strike.